Oil nears $200.00 per barrol - Oil Eating Worms Ravage Saudi Fields

Major news sources are reporting that oil eating worms will consume all
of the Saudi oil fields by 2009. These rumors have caused the price of
oil to approach $200.00 per barrel last month.

Speculation that Iran will convert all their oil to perfume caused the price of oil to surpass $150.00, and when Russia said that they would develop oil mouthwash, it came close to $175.00.

Rumors of a rumor that there would be a rumor that oil would reach $190.00 caused the price to reach $195.00 last week.